Redneck Jokes and Pictures!

**ATraffic** · 01-20-2012 06:00 AM

Redneck

**AlexJ** · 01-24-2012 11:02 AM

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

**Somenickz** · 01-29-2012 03:00 PM

Redneck Cyberstalker

**underinxe** · 01-30-2012 02:00 PM

Redneck Garden

**shek** · 02-02-2012 11:47 AM

**AnthonyFreedom12** · 03-19-2012 10:51 AM

Home on a Jip, Very Funny.

**shek** · 03-20-2012 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by AnthonyFreedom12

Home on a Jip, Very Funny.

Is that a jip (jeep) ?

I thought it to be tractor..

**Milo Odin** · 06-03-2012 08:11 AM

lol..

**Raees** · 06-03-2012 10:09 AM

**TRAFFIWEB** · 10-03-2012 06:01 AM

It's basically a foot stompin'-- gut bustin'-- knee slapin' what is yew- fer down home laughs. Consisting of funny pictures and lots of dern, good country fun! Them thar rednecks have a lot of fun! I guarantee you dat somethang in this lens will bring yew a smile `n` a laugh.